Oh God, Ew, Randy Pitchford Wants You To Buy His Horrible Used Shirts

Oh God, Ew, Randy Pitchford Wants You To Buy His Horrible Used Shirts

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You understand how beginner magician and some-time Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford wears terrible shirts? Well, the Borderlands boss has chanced upon this concept to public sale off his previous, used clothes to assist a charity. Which charity? No clue. Because that is the timeline we deserve.

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The public sale (and even the URL is cursed) lists Pitchford’s previous, undesirable clothes every at a recommended worth of $400. 47 of them. Each extra hideous and extra already-worn-by-Randy-Pitchford than the final.

Now, there’s a model of this story the place Pitchford is doing this as a stunt to realize consideration for a deeply worthy trigger, maybe a life-saving charity that’s actually touched his coronary heart (like all of those shirts too practically have). We will not be experiencing that model. The public sale’s tweet suggests will probably be for “developer scholarships,” however nowhere within the tweet, nor on the public sale’s web page, does it say which of them. Perhaps a really great one. But we don’t know.

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GamesRadar, which noticed this insanity first, dug round on Gearbox’s personal website and located that the corporate runs its personal scholarship program, with grants between $500 and $1,500, together with gives of face-time for lecture rooms. It is certainly a registered charity, based in 2019 by educators Isabel Mendiola and Peter Haydock, and known as Gearbox Labs. But we should always stress that this particular charity will not be named wherever by Gearbox in selling this public sale. The “About This Auction” part on the Bid Beacon website has merely been left empty.

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We have reached out to Gearbox to ask if they will clear up this thriller, and can replace the story ought to they reply.

Disturbingly, the Bid Beacon website studies that some shirts have acquired a number of bids, though the whole lot has been listed as a “blind bid,” such that we can not see how near that recommended $400 anybody has provided. I’ve been unable to substantiate whether or not the location accepts detrimental numbers.

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Of course, if this actually is being completed to assist a charity bearing the corporate’s personal title, not solely is it so rattling bizarre they don’t say so, however you would possibly need to ask questions on why a developer—which itself made a web of roughly $180,000,000 within the final 12 months—must promote previous garments to supply funds. Let alone an organization owned by the all-consuming Embracer Group.

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Meanwhile, no thanks.

 

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