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If you or a far-right-pilled relative desires to be a mark in Donald Trump’s newest grift, you’re in luck. For the low low value of $99 and your irreplaceable dignity, now you can personal an official Donald Trump NFT.
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A brand new line of, costly non-fungible tokens is outwardly the “major announcement” Trump first teased yesterday, in a Truth Social put up declaring that “AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO!” The accompanying teaser video confirmed a quick glimpse of a muscled, Trump-like determine adorned like Superman, full with animated lasers beaming from its eyes. And now we all know: That “major announcement” is only a new line of NFTs.
I went to Trump’s account on Truth Social so that you simply don’t should. The former president wrote:
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Donald Trump Digital Trading Card assortment is right here! These restricted version playing cards function superb ART of my Life & Career! Collect your entire favourite Trump Digital Trading Cards, very very similar to a baseball card, however hopefully rather more thrilling. Go to collecttrumpcards.com/ & GET YOUR CARDS NOW! Only $99 every! Would make an ideal Christmas reward. Don’t Wait. They shall be gone, I imagine, in a short time!
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Aside from Trump taking pictures flaming lasers out of each of his eyes, different NFTs within the vary function him photoshopped awkwardly in gaudy outfits. But wait, there’s extra! If you purchase one among these “digital collectibles,” you may win the chance to fulfill him over dinner, play a spherical of golf, or communicate to the ex-president over a Zoom name.
I don’t know what’s extra miserable: the sheer insecurity that oozes from these NFT buying and selling playing cards, or the plausibility that his cult of Republican goons would possibly truly buy these in droves. There’s additionally an opportunity that he’s promoting this junk to fund his subsequent presidential marketing campaign (he formally introduced his intention to run final month).
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The crypto trade is rife with scammers who efficiently run off with hundreds of thousands of {dollars}, so I’m truly stunned that it’s taken him this lengthy to start out peddling a “digital collectible.” I’m guessing that he didn’t have a lot free time whereas he was busy heading off 4 main prison investigations. Last December, the courts dominated in opposition to the Trump Organization for tax fraud. In August, the FBI raided his membership at Mar-a-Lago and found that he had taken paperwork associated to nuclear weapons.The New York Attorney General just lately sued the Trump household for monetary fraud. Last month, Trump was subpoenaed to testify in entrance of the committee investigating the January 6 revolt.
If he manages to promote 40 of those “trading cards,” then he’d have the ability to repay the $4,000 he owes for being present in contempt of courtroom on Tuesday. I want him all one of the best.