Tesla thinks I’ll drop $300 on this wi-fi telephone charger


This is a wi-fi telephone charger that holds not one, not two, however three complete telephones! And expenses them wirelessly! Tesla makes it! For simply $300! Shut up and take my cash! Are you kidding me?! This is phenomenal! JANET! HEY JANET, GET MY WALLET, IT'S ON THE NIGHTSTAND. 

"Inspired by the angular design and metallic styling of Cybertruck," with 15W of energy! That seems like lots! I ought to see what my regular charger does, guess it's not half as a lot as this factor. Stupid regular charger, not even modeled after a truck that's not even in manufacturing but. 

And take a look at this construct high quality. It's received every little thing: aluminum housing, an alcantara floor (who doesn't love the texture of a suede-like microfiber materials?) and a removable magnetic stand that each lays flat and sits at an angle! This means I can by no means not be my three telephones, even once they're charging. This goes to be so superior. Best 300 {dollars} plus tax I'll most likely ever spend. JANET, WHERE ARE WE WITH THAT WALLET?

Hell yeah, it makes use of FreePower know-how, which means I'll have the ability to simply throw a number of grand price of Qi-compatible earbuds, cellular units, sensible watches and equipment on this factor all willy-nilly. Won't must line them up or something as a result of that's how I do it. I'm the sort who strikes quick and breaks issues.

Aw, whaddya imply it's not popping out till February? In Tesla months that may very well be years from now! JANET! IX-NAY ON THE ALLET-WAY!

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